heatherbat:

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.

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#lol  #funny  

two thoughts:

  1. this is the greatest idea i have ever seen
  2. my parents must never see this 

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#LOL  #future  #useful  

http://weaponsofclassdestruction.tumblr.com/post/74962192351/thewritingcafe-words-and-references-massive ›

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#love  

being a women is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men

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#lol  

misfitclub:

Taken from @sincerelyjules Instagram

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#health  #workout  

I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be.

Unknown  (via downbythetyrabanks)

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#love  #life  #quotes  

I guess when you’re young, you just believe there’ll be many people with whom you’ll connect with. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times.

Celine, Before Sunrise (via ittybitty-world)

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#love  #truth  #quotes  

hdchino:

nowacking:

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

lm-g1:

NOT AGAIN. NOT NOW. THE CUTENESS.

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thecakebar:

Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

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#food  #dessert  

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#love  #amsterdam  #dream  

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

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#life  #love  #fate  

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#friends  #love  

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